Seals are overrated

What's up with people standing and taking pictures of seals for thirty minutes at a time? Oh look! That seal just pushed the other seal into the water! Look! That seal just raised his fin, as if saying hello! It's so comical that seals can do cute things, as if they were human!

Argh! Damn all you seal watchers. The only good thing about the Pier 39 seals is their utter disdain of their viewers. And the fact that they distract people enough for me to take photos at great liberty.

The only thing I hate more than the seals is the fact that I have 100 MB of seal photography now burning a hole in my hard-drive. I just... couldn't... stop.